I am the creepy chatter, Teil III
Tag 1
BC:
hey
OG:
OK, I assume you speak only english, this way mainly a ‘why do you want to be my contact’ thing 😉
BC
a friend
OG
If you were I would not ask 😉
BC
ok
where are you from?
OG
Why don’t you even look at my profile?
BC
am sorry
OG
Well, I guess you should try to make sense if you wanna communicate. Have we met, why have you sent a request?
BC:
i want to be a friend
OG
How?
You know freind means something else in german than in the US.
Tag 2
BC
hey
OG
Who are you?
BC
a friend
OG
I turned on your webcam, is that OK?
(Of course I did not)
BC
no
OG
Why not?
BC
am at work
Then you should turn off Facebook. Just a second. I am hacking your company computer so that your admin does not notice wehat you do.
(Of course I would not even know how to do that)
OG
Second…
Done. All clean now.
OG
You have a nice office.
BC
why are you hacking my computer
OG
Oh I hack all my friends, you know. You said you were a freind. So I took that as permission.
(That is of course a reference to “MR. ROBOT”)
BC
okay
OG
Oh I am also on the computers of all the peole in your office. Funny. are you sure they like you?
(BC blocks me ;) )
[2016-10-06 10:27 | Oliver Gassner | ]
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