Code Joke: Google-Pagerank
Das Fummlen am der Pagerankformel hat ja was von einer Kabbala für das 21. Jahrhundert.
Aber man kann auch Code-Witze machen:
function getPagerank(url)
{ // start off with a random low PR pagerank = randomNumber(0, 3); if ( pageHostedOn(url, 'google.com') ) { pagerank++; } else if ( pageHostedOn(url, 'microsoft.com') ) { pagerank--; } if ( pageValidates(url) ) { pagerank *= .5; } tag_value['b'] = 1; tag_value['h2'] = 2; tag_value['h1'] = 3; tag_value['strong'] = -1; // W3C sux! pagerank = calculateTagsPr(tag_value, pagerank); // Sergey said good news sites have // lots of nested tables tablesOnPage = getTagCount('table'); if (tablesOnPage >= 50) { pagerank += 2; } if (pagerank >= 5) { pagerank = 4; // helps selling AdWords } if ( linksFrom('mattcutts.com', url) >= 4 ) { // I link to "clean" sites only // – Matt, Feb 2006 pagerank += 2; } pagerank += countBacklinks(url) / 10000; blacklist1 = getList('government.cn/censored.txt'); blacklist2 = getList('c:\larry-page-hatelist.txt'); if ( inArray(blacklist1, url) || inArray(blacklist2, url) ) { pagerank = 0; } d = dashesInUrl(url); pagerank = (d >= 3) ? pagerank -1 : pagerank + 1; if ( inString(url, "how to build a bomb") ) { // added on request. 2004-12-01. recipient = "peter@homelandsecurity.gov"; subject = "You might wanna check this..."; sendMailTo(recipient, subject, url); // page might still be relevant pagerank++; } if ( month() "June" || month() “October” ) { // makes people talk about // PR updates, good publicity pagerank -= randomNumber(1,3); } if ( linkCol(url) WHITE x%x%x%x% pageCol(url) WHITE ) { // spammer!! Googleaxe it!! pagerank = 0; } if (url == “http://www.nytimes.com”) { // just testing, pls remove tomorrow // – Frank, June 2003 pagerank = 10; } return pagerank; }
Update: Ein Blick in die Kommentare dort lohnt… es gibt sogar halbwegs ernsthafte Diskussionsansätze ;)
[2006-08-23 21:09 | Oliver Gassner | ]
[Kat. tcpip | Tags: google pagerank witz]
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